Rogue Black (rogueblack) wrote in christianity,
Rogue Black
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No Lightsabers, Unjust God!

If you've seen Star Wars, you're familiar with the fact that Jedis carry lightsabers. God wants us to be soldiers for him against Satan, but we don't have lightsabers. I maintain that if God truly loved us that he would provide his people with lightsabers. How do you explain this lack of awesome weaponry in consideration for God's love for us?

DON'T USE SCRIPTURE IN YOUR REPLIES BECAUSE IT WILL TOTALLY RUIN MY ARGUMENT!



*Note: This is based on a deleted post (deleted by the poster, not by any mod). I realise the moderators will probably most likely have to delete this post, but I really couldn't resist.
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